We were at TARGET doing some last minute shopping when I came across a can of MENUDO. It looked o.k. and I cooked it up, sat down at the computer and started reading some crap about how insane Michael Jackson looked in an autopsy room. Around that same time I was putting a spoon of MENUDO in my mouth. After my first bite I stopped and looked down at the bowl ( it's " bowel " in Spanish ). The crazy thing about it is I actually suggested to myself to pretend I was in Concentration Camp during WW2 and that I was lucky to be eating swamp water. Sheer creative insanity all because I was curious about a rusty can of crap from dumpy Target! It's in my neighbors backyard because I didn't want the stench to ruin my garbage can's stench. And as sure as I ran back in the house guess who watched the whole deal? My other neighbor! She was holding the hose probably thinking I just poured a brain or some lungs over the wall! Can you believe this crap?! This happened today! Now I can't leave the house for 2 weeks! All this embarrassing crap just because I was curious about a can of junk.

My point to all of this is how stupid I got over a can of stuff that I knew would taste like crap! The old " let's give it one more try! " ten years later trick. To imagine I actually suggested the idea of being in a concentration camp just to get myself to try a second scoop was nuts enough, let alone dumping the evidence in my neighbor's yard and jogging back into my house.

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