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| "Curmudgeon Vietnam Vet Still Kicking " General   Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan Registered: 21 January 2005 Posts: 5348 | posted Your sister braids her leg hair! If it weren't for the United States Military, There'd be NO United States of America! Steven Ellison, MD A MILITARY DOCTOR Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. |
| "LT, USN from the offices of Commander, Submarine Forces Pacific." Command Sergeant Major   Registered: 04 December 2006 Posts: 345 | posted Your sister braids your mother's leg hair. una per praesidium |
Colonel  Location: Carrollton,Texas Registered: 24 July 2008 Posts: 1900 | posted Big brother: That planet up there is Mars. Little sister: Then that other one must be Pa's I'M FINE,THE REST OF YOU NEED COUNSELING |
| "Curmudgeon Vietnam Vet Still Kicking " General Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan Registered: 21 January 2005 Posts: 5348 | posted Just because your sister uses a chain saw to shave her legs does not mean that you should move to Texas. (Referencing the movie not the woman of Texas.) If it weren't for the United States Military, There'd be NO United States of America! Steven Ellison, MD A MILITARY DOCTOR Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. |
| "Curmudgeon Vietnam Vet Still Kicking " General Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan Registered: 21 January 2005 Posts: 5348 | posted Your sisters arm-pit hair is so long that she uses it as a bra. If it weren't for the United States Military, There'd be NO United States of America! Steven Ellison, MD A MILITARY DOCTOR Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. |
Brigadier General  Location: Arizona Registered: 08 May 2005 Posts: 2907 | posted Your sister....  |
| "LT, USN from the offices of Commander, Submarine Forces Pacific." Command Sergeant Major Registered: 04 December 2006 Posts: 345 | posted And that's AFTER she shaves and waxes. una per praesidium |
| "Curmudgeon Vietnam Vet Still Kicking " General Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan Registered: 21 January 2005 Posts: 5348 | posted It is a little rough when a bikini wax starts at the face! If it weren't for the United States Military, There'd be NO United States of America! Steven Ellison, MD A MILITARY DOCTOR Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. |
| "Curmudgeon Vietnam Vet Still Kicking " General Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan Registered: 21 January 2005 Posts: 5348 | posted Your sister is so ugly that during amateur night at the local strip bar, the drunks kept interrupting her pole dance by throwing blankets over her. If it weren't for the United States Military, There'd be NO United States of America! Steven Ellison, MD A MILITARY DOCTOR Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. |
| "LT, USN from the offices of Commander, Submarine Forces Pacific." Command Sergeant Major Registered: 04 December 2006 Posts: 345 | posted
And then they asked the 300 pound bouncer to get on the stage because they couldn't tell the difference between them. una per praesidium |
| "Curmudgeon Vietnam Vet Still Kicking " General Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan Registered: 21 January 2005 Posts: 5348 | posted Your sister had the better mustache. If it weren't for the United States Military, There'd be NO United States of America! Steven Ellison, MD A MILITARY DOCTOR Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. |
| Colonel Location: Carrollton,Texas Registered: 24 July 2008 Posts: 1900 | posted You mother wears JUMP BOOTS I'M FINE,THE REST OF YOU NEED COUNSELING |
| "Curmudgeon Vietnam Vet Still Kicking " General Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan Registered: 21 January 2005 Posts: 5348 | posted Your mother wears steel toed slippers. If it weren't for the United States Military, There'd be NO United States of America! Steven Ellison, MD A MILITARY DOCTOR Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. |
| "Retired SFC, USArmy" Lieutenant General   Location: KY Registered: 20 May 2005 Posts: 4446 | posted Your sister wears corafram low quarters and military issued eyeglasses “Fathom the hypocrisy of a Government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured……but not everyone must prove they are a citizen.” |
| "LT, USN from the offices of Commander, Submarine Forces Pacific." Command Sergeant Major Registered: 04 December 2006 Posts: 345 | posted Soldiers take cover in your sister's fat rolls. una per praesidium |
| "Retired SFC, USArmy" Lieutenant General Location: KY Registered: 20 May 2005 Posts: 4446 | posted Your mom sucks swamp water  “Fathom the hypocrisy of a Government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured……but not everyone must prove they are a citizen.” |
| Colonel Location: Carrollton,Texas Registered: 24 July 2008 Posts: 1900 | posted Your Mom dresses you AND your sister funny I'M FINE,THE REST OF YOU NEED COUNSELING |
| "Retired SFC, USArmy" Lieutenant General Location: KY Registered: 20 May 2005 Posts: 4446 | posted your sister has doggy breath “Fathom the hypocrisy of a Government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured……but not everyone must prove they are a citizen.” |
| Colonel Location: Carrollton,Texas Registered: 24 July 2008 Posts: 1900 | posted When the doggy saw your sister it went insane and ran out into traffic I'M FINE,THE REST OF YOU NEED COUNSELING |
| Brigadier General Location: Arizona Registered: 08 May 2005 Posts: 2907 | posted Your sister is so ugly, she gave me two belly buttons. |
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