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Lieutenant General

Registered: 03 October 2007
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Your mother is so fat that her overalls are called allover.
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Vietnam Vet Still Kicking
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Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan
Registered: 21 January 2005
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Your sisters husband is so small in the manhood department that he buys shirts three times too small just to hear a woman say, "Your are too big to fit."


If it weren't for the United States Military,
There'd be NO United States of America!

Steven Ellison, MD
A MILITARY DOCTOR

Only two defining forces have ever offered to
die for you:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
Lieutenant General

Registered: 03 October 2007
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Yet again Sardines have filed a lawsuit against your sister for defamation of character.
"Curmudgeon
Vietnam Vet Still Kicking
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General

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Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan
Registered: 21 January 2005
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Your sister is so ugly the dog is afraid to pee on her leg.


If it weren't for the United States Military,
There'd be NO United States of America!

Steven Ellison, MD
A MILITARY DOCTOR

Only two defining forces have ever offered to
die for you:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
Brigadier General

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Location: Arizona
Registered: 08 May 2005
Posts: 2907
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"Curmudgeon
Vietnam Vet Still Kicking
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General

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Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan
Registered: 21 January 2005
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Now everyone in the coffee shop is looking at me wondering why I keep laughing. Excellent Gunny!


If it weren't for the United States Military,
There'd be NO United States of America!

Steven Ellison, MD
A MILITARY DOCTOR

Only two defining forces have ever offered to
die for you:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
Lieutenant General

Registered: 03 October 2007
Posts: 4138
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New movie being made about your sister called " The Skankbutt Of Notre Dumb ".
"Curmudgeon
Vietnam Vet Still Kicking
"
General

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Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan
Registered: 21 January 2005
Posts: 5348
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Your mother is so fat that when she jumped into Lake Michigan -- Chicago was flooded at historic levels.


If it weren't for the United States Military,
There'd be NO United States of America!

Steven Ellison, MD
A MILITARY DOCTOR

Only two defining forces have ever offered to
die for you:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
Lieutenant General

Registered: 03 October 2007
Posts: 4138
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Ha! Almost forgot this stuff lol. We are all a pretty creative group when it comes to insults! LOL.
"Curmudgeon
Vietnam Vet Still Kicking
"
General

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Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan
Registered: 21 January 2005
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Your sister is a birth control poster child.


If it weren't for the United States Military,
There'd be NO United States of America!

Steven Ellison, MD
A MILITARY DOCTOR

Only two defining forces have ever offered to
die for you:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
Brigadier General

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Location: Arizona
Registered: 08 May 2005
Posts: 2907
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"Curmudgeon
Vietnam Vet Still Kicking
"
General

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Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan
Registered: 21 January 2005
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I still like the one about being a Cubs fan the best!


If it weren't for the United States Military,
There'd be NO United States of America!

Steven Ellison, MD
A MILITARY DOCTOR

Only two defining forces have ever offered to
die for you:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
Lieutenant General

Registered: 03 October 2007
Posts: 4138
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DOES YOUR MOM STILL SHAVE HER BACK WITH A HATCHET?
Brigadier General

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Location: Arizona
Registered: 08 May 2005
Posts: 2907
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"Retired SFC, USArmy"
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Location: KY
Registered: 20 May 2005
Posts: 4446
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That's cold funny but cold LOL


“Fathom the hypocrisy of a Government
that requires every citizen to prove
they are insured……but not everyone
must prove they are a citizen.”

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Vietnam Vet Still Kicking
"
General

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Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan
Registered: 21 January 2005
Posts: 5348
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Your sister is so fat that she makes your mother look thin.


If it weren't for the United States Military,
There'd be NO United States of America!

Steven Ellison, MD
A MILITARY DOCTOR

Only two defining forces have ever offered to
die for you:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
Lieutenant General

Registered: 03 October 2007
Posts: 4138
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Not only can your sister not pull a train, but an actual train can't pull her.
Brigadier General

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Location: Arizona
Registered: 08 May 2005
Posts: 2907
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Lawlz.

Oh no you di'int!
"Curmudgeon
Vietnam Vet Still Kicking
"
General

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Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan
Registered: 21 January 2005
Posts: 5348
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Moron Bump


If it weren't for the United States Military,
There'd be NO United States of America!

Steven Ellison, MD
A MILITARY DOCTOR

Only two defining forces have ever offered to
die for you:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
Private

Location: Syracuse
Registered: 01 July 2012
Posts: 1
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Your sister was wearing a top that reads 'why milk you do it for your family'
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