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Lieutenant General![]() Registered: 03 October 2007 Posts: 4138 | Your mother is so fat that her overalls are called allover. |
| "Curmudgeon Vietnam Vet Still Kicking " General ![]() ![]() Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan Registered: 21 January 2005 Posts: 5348 | Your sisters husband is so small in the manhood department that he buys shirts three times too small just to hear a woman say, "Your are too big to fit." If it weren't for the United States Military, There'd be NO United States of America! Steven Ellison, MD A MILITARY DOCTOR Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. |
Lieutenant General![]() Registered: 03 October 2007 Posts: 4138 | Yet again Sardines have filed a lawsuit against your sister for defamation of character. |
| "Curmudgeon Vietnam Vet Still Kicking " General ![]() ![]() Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan Registered: 21 January 2005 Posts: 5348 | Your sister is so ugly the dog is afraid to pee on her leg. If it weren't for the United States Military, There'd be NO United States of America! Steven Ellison, MD A MILITARY DOCTOR Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. |
Brigadier General![]() ![]() Location: Arizona Registered: 08 May 2005 Posts: 2907 | |
| "Curmudgeon Vietnam Vet Still Kicking " General ![]() ![]() Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan Registered: 21 January 2005 Posts: 5348 | Now everyone in the coffee shop is looking at me wondering why I keep laughing. Excellent Gunny! If it weren't for the United States Military, There'd be NO United States of America! Steven Ellison, MD A MILITARY DOCTOR Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. |
Lieutenant General![]() Registered: 03 October 2007 Posts: 4138 | New movie being made about your sister called " The Skankbutt Of Notre Dumb ". |
| "Curmudgeon Vietnam Vet Still Kicking " General ![]() ![]() Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan Registered: 21 January 2005 Posts: 5348 | Your mother is so fat that when she jumped into Lake Michigan -- Chicago was flooded at historic levels. If it weren't for the United States Military, There'd be NO United States of America! Steven Ellison, MD A MILITARY DOCTOR Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. |
Lieutenant General![]() Registered: 03 October 2007 Posts: 4138 | Ha! Almost forgot this stuff lol. We are all a pretty creative group when it comes to insults! LOL. |
| "Curmudgeon Vietnam Vet Still Kicking " General ![]() ![]() Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan Registered: 21 January 2005 Posts: 5348 | Your sister is a birth control poster child. If it weren't for the United States Military, There'd be NO United States of America! Steven Ellison, MD A MILITARY DOCTOR Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. |
Brigadier General![]() ![]() Location: Arizona Registered: 08 May 2005 Posts: 2907 | |
| "Curmudgeon Vietnam Vet Still Kicking " General ![]() ![]() Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan Registered: 21 January 2005 Posts: 5348 | I still like the one about being a Cubs fan the best! If it weren't for the United States Military, There'd be NO United States of America! Steven Ellison, MD A MILITARY DOCTOR Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. |
Lieutenant General![]() Registered: 03 October 2007 Posts: 4138 | DOES YOUR MOM STILL SHAVE HER BACK WITH A HATCHET? |
Brigadier General![]() ![]() Location: Arizona Registered: 08 May 2005 Posts: 2907 | |
| "Retired SFC, USArmy" Lieutenant General ![]() Location: KY Registered: 20 May 2005 Posts: 4446 | That's cold funny but cold LOL “Fathom the hypocrisy of a Government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured……but not everyone must prove they are a citizen.” |
| "Curmudgeon Vietnam Vet Still Kicking " General ![]() ![]() Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan Registered: 21 January 2005 Posts: 5348 | Your sister is so fat that she makes your mother look thin. If it weren't for the United States Military, There'd be NO United States of America! Steven Ellison, MD A MILITARY DOCTOR Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. |
Lieutenant General![]() Registered: 03 October 2007 Posts: 4138 | Not only can your sister not pull a train, but an actual train can't pull her. |
Brigadier General![]() ![]() Location: Arizona Registered: 08 May 2005 Posts: 2907 | Lawlz. Oh no you di'int! |
| "Curmudgeon Vietnam Vet Still Kicking " General ![]() ![]() Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan Registered: 21 January 2005 Posts: 5348 | Moron Bump If it weren't for the United States Military, There'd be NO United States of America! Steven Ellison, MD A MILITARY DOCTOR Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. |
Private![]() Location: Syracuse Registered: 01 July 2012 Posts: 1 | Your sister was wearing a top that reads 'why milk you do it for your family' |
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