Alright, I'll try and make this as quick as possible. Due to some extenuating circumstances, I had to drop out of high school. I have since then acquired my GED, and something like 21-ish college credits (however I did fail a few courses. My house burned down, sue me).

My entire life I've wanted to be a linguist. I can speak French and German fluently, as well as some Mandarin and Japanese. I was wondering if there was any chance in hell of me getting into the linguist program in the Air Force, and if there is a chance, what would I have to do to get in?

Ask your Air Force recruiter and make sure there is signed paperwork before you do anything.

My house burned once, I know how you feel. That feeling of what you own being pre- or after the fire does not go away for years (ten so far and it still comes up).

Like HarryP said, see the recruiter, but last I heard the USAF DOES NOT take non HS grads any more.