Tired of Hyperion's limp-wristed, "I read it in a manual", "never-been-there" crap? I have the thing for you!--

THE TEN MANLIEST FIREARMS
by Guest Author, Crazy Einar
Manly Firearms, Manly Guns

This was a hard piece to write, because guns by definition are manly, except for Berettas, gold-plated TEC9s, .25 caliber pistols or anything made by the French. To simplify things, I have limited it to modern cartridge firearms a man might, can, and should collect and shoot. There are certainly other manly weapons, and you may have a different list. As long as the list contains nothing French, gold-plated, .25 or with pearl grips (which Patton correctly observed are the mark of a New Orleans pimp), it is a good list.

Read a real man's list--
http://www.arthurshall.com/x_2007_manly_firearms.shtml

That article is unbelievable. One of the greatest articles I have ever read. Loved every second of it.

I was not authorized to view it. I hope I am manly enough and it is just technical!

I definatly agree with #1, It is a bad ass weapon but way over priced and likely to be federally banned across all states in the next 3-5 years. I did not see any H&K weapons which was a disappointment nor any of there clones.

I read everything on ArthursHall.com. That is some funny stuff!

Meh, I really didn't like it, mostly cause it's choices were kinda dumb. Especially #1. Everyone knows the only reason people buy guns that big, which don't accomplish anything in civilian life that can't be accomplished by smaller guns ((I highly doubt anyone outside the army is taking on APC's)) is because they are compensating for small dicks. It's a fairly simply mathematical formula, this size of the largest gun someone owns is inversely proportional to their dick size. That is why I'm getting a derringer.
((though in all fairness some picks such as the glock, the SMLE, the 870 and the mosin nagant were fairly solid, I also like the quote by the commisar in the nagant one)

quote:

size of the largest gun someone owns is inversely proportional to their dick size.

Size matters only in a piss'in contest?