These new commercials I see on the TV TUBB'O'GUTZ are INSANE. Never in my life have I seen so many stupid oil companies toss up such a variety of new projects they are supposedly working on. Automotive's as well. BIO FUELS? CORN COB CARS? WIND MILLS? It's a joke, it really is. It's like watching a beer commercial that tells you at the end " DON'T DRUNK AND DRIVE! BE CAREFUL BUZZHEAD! ". There are way too many goofballs out there with these stupid " CLEAN FUEL " ideas. They always need 10 years to prepare their new idiotic whatever's too. Who can even keep track of these jokers? Also, what is it with these pharmaceutical companies that toss up an ad every half hour? You're sitting on the SPUD BENCH watching some dope walking along a beach holding a warm cup of Joe while the narrator is quickly going down the list with all of the side effects you will suffer. I really think America is going insane.

For once I've got to agree with you, Typhoon.. got to love those drug ads:

Some guy squinting into the sun over a shady beach.

voice over:
Do You suffer from dry itchy eyes?
Then you need " PissintheWind" drops.

There follows soft, pastel views of the fellow snogging with hot wife, playing catch with the dog, reading to cute kids tucked up in bed.. all the while the announcer is rapidly glossing over the possible, probable, potential side effects so that the company is off the hook legally if someone taking the stuff has an ' adverse' or ' catastophic' reaction.

Blabber:
side effects include, blurred vision, headaches, nausea,heart attacks, liver failure, cancer of the brain, temporary amnesia, loss of money, yada yada yada.. in some cases, clients [ never patients ] have reported their dicks fell off..
To see if PissintheWind is right for you check with your physician or health care professional..see our ad in some obscure magazine you never heard of for details.

and, if you do find the booklet it has the same sappy guy on a beach on one page and the next three are 6 point sans serif type, in grey, printed on white gloss paper in closely packed paragraphs listing, in one little bit, the ingredients, and the next, reams of results from tests studies and trials that would make Nightmare on Elm Street sound like a kiddie cartoon.

Got to love it.

But, what they don't tell you is that for one tenth the cost and without any of the adverse reactions you could cure your ailment with a dash of water and a common sense regimen of hygiene in most cases. [ but, then that would make them bundles, run up your insurance premiums and keep the docs and pharmacies in business, would it? ]

Do you offend? Does your sh!t smell bad? Well, designerpooh [TM Reg.d ] in new floral scent, wild rose and sea breeze will eliminate that offensive odor and allow you to mingle in polite company free of embarrassment - just one spoonful daily will protect you from anxiety -let us make you acceptable in mixed company..

[ 2% of users have reported they farted flowers after prolonged use and one case study showed a small but significant number of users reported their ass fell off during facilities usage. ]..

Think I'm about to go to market with at least one of these.. All I need is FDA approval..who do I bribe -sorry- invite to sit on my Board of Directors?

I get a kick out of all those erectile dysfunction drug advertisements! I generally mute then I'll adlib the entire commercial, which has the wife rolling on the floor or elbowing me in the ribs

The BeachComber Pill or the Amnesia Pill.

The Catatonic Cape Cod Coffee Cup Caper.

Symtoms include Symtoms...lol

Good ones guys.