See that the VP, Mr. Cheney is playing duck and cover over the ' friendly fire' incident where he mistook his 79 year old drinking buddy for a bird and peppered him with ol' 28 gauge seasoning..

Now things are turning south and the pal is in dire straits..anyone think Dickie will be ' exempt' from charges if the buddy decides to cash in his chips? Can you have an ' ex-con' as Vice President?

Old Dick is keeping it kinda quiet, ain't he?

If his buddy dies, does this mean we have to demote him to Senator??

geez...good ol dick! I've always wanted to shoot a lawer in the face with a shotgun! How come he gets all the fun and gets away with it?

Wonder if he's gonna ask Dan Quayle to go huntin next?

Not since Aaron Burr has a VP shot another man. Another one for the history books. Good old sureshot only shot a lawyer and may find his ratings improving.

I love it! Thanks!

Now that Dick's lawyer buddy has publically apologized for getting in Cheney's way and seems to be back to normal , if a little pock marked, I guess the jokes about the " Texas Cheney-saw Massacre " will die down...fun while it lasted...

One good thing, a lot of quail managed to escape to tell the tale..

" Yup, son, I saw it all.. there I was flushed brom the bushes, thought I was a goner for sure..Ol' Dead Eye Dick had me dead to rights.. All I could do was flap like mad and get the hell out.. When I heard the blast.. well, I'm not afraid to say I soiled a few tail feathers, yessiree.. Surprised as hell when I wasn't hit, I looked back and me and the boys were stunned, Cheney had decided to go after a bigger target, his drinkin' buddy.. so we just beat our wings and high tailed it for deep cover.. I was so glad to make it out that when I got home, your mom and me...well.. anyhow, that's how you got to be...um.. well, it wasn't long after that you were born, son..."

Rocket fused:

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Now things are turning south

you must mean 'north'