Did you ever write to the White House? I more or less have these past 8 years and I never even got a reply ( not even a computer reply ).

Here is a sample of some topic starters I would send:

1) What in the Hell is going on with you nuts?

2) Where in the Hell is Bin Lauden?

3) What in the Hell is going on with you dopes?

4) Why don't you attack Iran dammit?!

5) Why the Hell is your dad hanging around with Bill Clinton?!

6) When are we gonna attack Iran dammit?!

7) Are you in a Bunker or something?!

8) How come you won't attack North Korea dammit?!

9) Where in the Hell is Bin Lauden?

10) Why don't you attack Iran dammit?!

11) Where in the Hell is Bin Lauden?!

12) Thanks for blowing up al-Zarqawi's hideout!!!

13) Where in the Hell are you dopes?!

14) Does Dick Cheney own a Cobweb farm?

15) When do we get to attack Russia?!

16) Do you own a dart board?

17) Why not challenge Bin Lauden to a duel? It just might work!

18) Why not refer to Madam Albright as Madam Allbald?

19) Does Jimmy Carter have mental problems?

20) So where in the Hell is Osama?!