This from today's birdcage liner..

seems thatthere is some big name Bollywood producer/director who wants to star Paris hilton [ !!?!] as mother Theresa in a biop[ic of the almost-saint/nun..
He claims that a computer analysis of Paris showed him that she and ol Mom share similar bone structure/facial features and thus she'd be a good match..
no worries over the fact that she can't act her way out of a sale at Walmart or that her only movie fame is dying early in house of wax [ in more ways than one ] and 'starring' in an internet porn video..

no word from the Vatican over the choice...[ still gasping for air and gagging into their oatmeal, no doubt ]...

sadly, this is a true news item....I can't wait!.. oh, wait.. yes, I can...