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FINAL SKI TRIP GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE ADVISORY
We're back, and here is what we have learned about spring skiing global climate change:

If you're outside all day on snow-covered mountains and the weather is intensely sunny, and you don't put on enough sunscreen, you will definitely get a sunburn. Your wife may also get sunburned, specifically on her lower lip, which will swell up to the size of a military pontoon. If this happens, and she calls you into the bathroom at 5:30 a.m. to tell you about it, and she is covering her mouth with her hand, and she says "You have to promise not to laugh," and you promise not to laugh, and then she makes you SWEAR you will not laugh, and you swear you will not laugh, and then she uncovers her lip, be advised that you will laugh so hard that you will have to grab the sink with both hands to keep from falling down, which means you will have no way to protect yourself when your wife hits you, which, trust us, she will.

This has been your Global Climate Change Warning Advisory.