as mentioned elsewhere, I am off to Turkey end of the week.. really looking forward to the three and a half hour wait at the airport, the 8 hour flight, the 6 hour layover at the other end, the 5 hour flight and then the suspicious looks and the foraging in ym skivvies by the customs folk at Istanbul upon arrival..
Have reduced my kit to minimal m,il standards and think I've covered off all the contingencies.. just have one problem..
How big a carry-on do I need to bring back the belly dancer and what's the proper ' reporting form ' to be used in describing the ' purchase'?

a] research material
b] recreational device

The good Padre is letting you take the belly dancer blow up doll?