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"~Black Metal Goddess~" Location: Renton, Wa
Registered: 14 July 2009
Posts: 463
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NEVER, and I mean NEVER mix Taco Time with wine... it makes for a bad time mmkay? Just trust me!
 ~Kali/Elizabeth~  Fake Patriots, and fake veterans! |
 Location: Carrollton,Texas
Registered: 24 July 2008
Posts: 400
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I gotta lotta "experiences" I could post here but they would not be printable so I'll just zip da lip
I GOT FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES..WHERE THE WHIISKEY DROWNS n THE BEER CHASES THE BLUE AWAY |
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Location: Carrollton,Texas
Registered: 24 July 2008
Posts: 400
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I guess this would be pretty tame..
Here's my tip... NEVER!!! Let your alligator mouth.... Overrun your humming bird ass... I GOT FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES..WHERE THE WHIISKEY DROWNS n THE BEER CHASES THE BLUE AWAY |
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"Dozy Old Fat Git" Registered: 16 February 2005
Posts: 1869
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Ill just say that having sushi for lunch and then chili for supper isn't a combo that should be repeated...
There I was , at the head of the old 68th... |
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"~Black Metal Goddess~" Location: Renton, Wa
Registered: 14 July 2009
Posts: 463
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Ha ha ha! Stick, that's funny!
Rocketeer, sushi period is not good. I swear ANYTHING you eat afterwards screws up the tummy. ~Kali/Elizabeth~ Fake Patriots, and fake veterans! |
"Curmudgeon" Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan
Registered: 21 January 2005
Posts: 2260
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That is taken care of by rice wine. Drink lots and see if you live.
"It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it" DOUGLAS MacARTHUR, 1952 |
"Retired SFC, USArmy" Location: KY
Registered: 20 May 2005
Posts: 2513
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My TIP!!!! Never run over an orange construction barrel just to miss a car, and NEVER TELL THE OWNER TO F*#$% YOU!! Not a good thing to do.
 Count it the greatest sin to prefer life to honor, and for the sake of living to lose what makes it worth living. -junival c.50-c.130 |
 Registered: 24 January 2005
Posts: 3877
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Never allow yourself to be referred to as an expert in anything. That term is associated with calling in an 'expert' to help absorb all the blame for project failures.
SEMPER FI The Gunny PROUD TO BE AN INFIDEL America is not at war. The Marines are at war, America is at the mall. |
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"~Black Metal Goddess~" Location: Renton, Wa
Registered: 14 July 2009
Posts: 463
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I am an expert human. Does that count? ~Kali/Elizabeth~ Fake Patriots, and fake veterans! |
 Location: Arizona
Registered: 08 May 2005
Posts: 1989
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Now, a "sexpert" is completely different.....
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Registered: 03 October 2007
Posts: 1864
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Where I come from, fireballs are to be expected on every plate.
http://www.mexgrocer.com/1456.htm That is one of my favorites. It's 65 cents where I live. When I am in UTAH or Seattle the stuff is treated and priced like gold. It's up there on the fireball scale, but we got others down here that will actually cause a crime scene. |
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Location: Carrollton,Texas
Registered: 24 July 2008
Posts: 400
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"Don't saddle up unless you plan to make the ride"
I GOT FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES..WHERE THE WHIISKEY DROWNS n THE BEER CHASES THE BLUE AWAY |
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