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![]() Registered: 24 January 2005
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Rocketeer is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when The Gunny walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears... Rocketeer answers, "I'm in love with a twenty-two-year-old woman."
"What's wrong with that?" asks The Gunny. Between his sobs and sniffles, Rocketeer answers, "You don't understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make love. At lunch time she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral sex, the best an old man could want. And then at supper time, and all night long, we make love." Rocketeer breaks down, no longer able to speak. The Gunny puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?" The senile old Rocketeer answers, again through his tears, "I forgot where I live." SEMPER FI The Gunny PROUD TO BE AN INFIDEL Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t. “The Meek shall inherit the earth….after I’m through with it.” A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative |
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"Dozy Old Fat Git" Registered: 16 February 2005
Posts: 1408
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Good thing, too..
If the Good Padre found out... There I was , at the head of the old 68th... |
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