A vet in London arrived at his clinic one morning and saw that the door was open and the lock was damaged. He went inside and found that all the canines had been released and were running loose. He contacted the police who came out and viewed the security tape. They could clearly see Roger Daltry and Pete Townsend prying the front door open leading them to conclude.....

The Who let the dogs out.

wow, incredible

Bill walked into Sam's Auto Parts and headed for the front desk. Hoisting a bag of burgers and fries onto the counter he waited for Sam to look up.

Sam sat at a desk ten feet back, perusing a ledger. "5-6-7-8." OK, that's eight Rochesters. Plus the four Holleys on the shelf, a half-dozen Carters still in the box, and a Zenith collecting dust in repair.

Bill finally called over, "Hey, Sam, you want lunch?" Fred looked over from the wiper display and said,

"Don't bother Sam with that stuff. He's counting carbs."