hahaaaaa!! thats a good one by the coach :-)

Good man...keep em coming if ya dont mind..

I don't know what you think of Sean Penn but I think he is a big ASSCLOWN and indeed is a friggen joke

Like the man he was trying to rescue said what the hell you think ya gonna get in that boat? Has to many people and it is sinking ROFLMFAO

Assclown is a perfect description. On the one hand you've got to give him credit for trying, because obviously enough wasn't being done at the beginning of the crisis. But the guy is bailing his boat with a drinking cup. I read somewhere that he didn't have the plug in the boat, so it immediately starting taking on water when he launched.

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night.
They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it laying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien became angry at the lack of response and the older alien said, "I'd calm down if I were you"
The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or Iwill fire!"
The older alien warned his comrade saying, "You don't want to do that! I don't think you should make him mad." "Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien
off his feet and deposited him a burnt, crumpling mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
About a half hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent antenna and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big green head. "What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien. "He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and thenstick it in his ear, you don't want to mess with him!"

I dont know where u get those jokes from...BUT I DONT CARE CUZ THEY RULE !!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAAAA... keep em coming coach, hey , BTW...how old are ya if u dont mind

Nah I don't mind LOL do you? I am a young 54 years old

wow heh :-) , cool man heh, 54..cool. So umm what was ur rank and branch :-)

And oh, BTW, I am just 18 ;-)

Napoleon Dynamite Dance


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E-7 on the E-8 list US ARMY I retired before I was to get E-8. nice weatherman

thats some good stuff umm..what should I call ya? buddies? dudes? aha!! friends :-)

Sergeant First Class works for me LOL

sarge first class..pretty long but.....keep those jokes flooding sarge..sir..

Anyone living where blatantly racist "native jokes" are popular will definitely find this joke funny:

Q: What do you call a native guy that graduates from medical school?

A: A doctor you ****ing racist!

some good jokes. The last one was not that funny but...anyways, keep em koming hehe

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold
blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing
cold". The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat
will warm them up". The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, "My
hands are freezing cold". The girl replied, "Put them between my legs.
The warmth of my body will warm them up". He did and warmed his hands.

The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the
daughter. He said, "My nose is cold". The girl replied "Put it between
my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up". He did and warmed his
nose.

The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he
said, "My penis is frozen solid"...

The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother
again, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"

Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"

The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost,
don't they!"