Carpet bombing my coffee

Damn I hope this works

flashers

COACHMAN!!!!!!!!!!
not the Coffee, aaaggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I read this and I am hard pressed on where to put it, I think this is on par with the joke section you be the judge.




Pa. Letter Carrier Attacked by Squirrel
Nov 02 11:09 AM US/Eastern




Letter carriers occasionally have to deal with angry dogs or maybe even a spider's nest in a mailbox, but a mean squirrel?
Barb Dougherty, a 30-year Postal Service employee, said she was attacked and bitten Monday by a squirrel while delivering mail in Oil City, about 75 miles north of Pittsburgh.

"It was a freak thing. It was traumatic," Dougherty told The Derrick newspaper. "I saw it there on the porch, put the mail in the box and turned to walk away and it jumped on me."

She said the animal ran up her leg and onto her back.

"I eventually got a hold of the tail and pulled it off me," Dougherty said. "No one was home at the house where I was delivering the mail, but the neighbor lady heard me screaming and came over."

An ambulance took Dougherty to a hospital, where she was treated for cuts and scratches. The squirrel was killed with a BB gun and sent to a lab to be tested for rabies. Dougherty was given the first series of rabies shots as a precaution.

Postal officials said the attack is extraordinary.

"In about 230 years of postal history, I bet it is not the first, but I've personally never heard of another squirrel biting," said Steve Kochersperger, spokesman for the Erie district.

coachman....more flashers PLEASE!!!!!

Bet he's rabid.

(The squirrel not thegunny--oh hell, bet he's rabid too).

gunny as I find them I will be more than happy to add them just for you.


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Here try this gunny if you like games that flash lol



new game

yummy

Here are some free flash games and what nots .


flash games

You want to stare at this for a bit.

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I was stuffed and got this:

quote:

Gobbler said, "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting like a turkey!"
"I see," said the doctor. "How long have you had this problem?"
"Let me think a second. Mom laid the egg in 1956..."

quote:

Originally posted by Coachman:
You want to stare at this for a bit.

LMAO! That is just the cutest thing.

The first joke of Christmas:

Three men die and go to heaven. At the Pearly gates St. Peter says, that given it is the Christmas season, they all must have something that represents Christmas with them or they can't enter Heaven.

The first man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter and flicks on the flame.
" What's that? " says St. Peter
" This represents the candles that decorate the trees. "
St. Peter nods and lets him enter.
The second man steps up and pulls out a set of keyys and shakes them letting them clink and rattle.
" What's that?" says St. Peter.
" They represent the jingle bells "
St. Peter nods and lets him in.
The third man steps up and roots around in his pockets for a moment and finally pulls out a pair of woman's panties.
" What's that?" says ST. Peter
" They're Carols. " says the man...

ba dum dum..kaching!

I was stationed at Camp Pendleton California and one day we all got volunteered for different "keep busy" assignments.

One Staff Sgt asked if anyone played a musical instrument? I quickly stated that I played a guitar thinking I'd get a cushy job doing something with a musical instrument.

Shortly after, the Sgt handed me a mop and told me to go ahead and
"play a tune on the floor!"