http://www.battleshipmovie.com/

Don't waste your jack on this flop, it's just like every other post 9/11 war flop, except worse. Just watch the crummy trailer I tossed up instead. Seems the Aliens most feared weapon is a wheel-like saw-blade. Oh yeah, they also can't stand the Sun of all forces in the Universe? FLOP.

"phoon?? You actually expected a film based on a board game to make sense or have a plot?

Gee
When it 'stars' Rihanna you got to lower your expectations somewhat..

I hate to disappoint you by revealing the twist ending to Yatzhee or the starting conclusion in Janga the Musical..

Best not to get worked up over stuff like that and just watch movies based on good stuff like G.I. Joe toys or Transformers..

Oh I sure as heck didn't watch it. That crummy trailer is all I needed. Also, who thinks Rihanna
is hot? Her forehead is freakishly huge and so are her bullfrog legs. I think Photoshop has a crush on her, but not much else.

Rihanna is the beta version of Beyonce.. they worked out the kinks and improved the model with that one..
Now if they could also do something about Lady Gaga..seems to me she's a retro version of Madonna and they didn't get her right in the testing phase..

always a problem when you rush a product to market.. though to be fair, when Madonna was released they were working from a simpler code/template...I know they've been tinkering with the program on her, trying to bring Madonna up to modern specs, but when you do that you can sometimes ruin things and get a breakdown in the pattern buffers..

just look at what happened with Cher.

Did you watch that link I left? It's like the outfield of a baseball field with all of those ad's. Rihanna wears a cap the whole movie. She looks like a fully grown midget. And you just had to bring up Cher didn't you? Cher has become a clump of hair with a raisin butt. I bet if you were walking in a mall with the family and Cher was heading towards you, your first thought would be " get a load of the tranny ".

p.s. Do you think The Guinness Book Of Records will put Cher in as the very first female tranny?

Now, now.. ease up on Cher.. She has single handedly created more jobs, in these depressed times, for Drag Queens than Liza Minelli and Bette Midler combined.

Cher is just fine ( if you go for that wax museum kind of stuff..). Then there is her daughter/sons whacked-out nutball ride. He/She spends a decade with the " I'm a lesbian and darn proud of it! " only to switch gears, get a crew-cut, gain 400lbs and try and grow a beard. Think her girlfriend who digs only chicks is happy about all of this psycho-half-man stuff? What's next, manager at a bus depot?

Hey! Knock it off.. I know a lot of overweight guys with little or no hair who claim to be lesbians trapped in a man's body.

Why just the other day... but, I digress...

Keep going Rocketeer! You left out the Bus Depot and Public Library! lolololol.

Hey what the heck is this????????????????????

As someone said, it is a total, complete farce!
There is not one thing believable or even real about it except that it was actually filmed on the ship.

Anyone who ever sailed on one of those is probably pucking up his guts.

Oh, Cabbie.. we're back talking about the movie.. I thought you meant Selma wasn't real.. Why I have it on good authority that she is definitely real , especially certain parts, and that she has an -um - particular leaning toward breastfeeding at the moment [ so the usual celeb bloggings tell me [ which conjures up all sorts of certain -er -emotions ]..so..

pardon me, I have to go now..something has come up...