I'm thinking someone has been smoking their G-string, but, hell, it may be worth a touristy visit just the same.

Ashland, Oregon:

A bicyclist says she will sue the town's 4th of July Committee if it refuses to let her parade wearing a G-string. Jen Moss has promised to lead in-line skaters while' wearing only a hemp G-string and blowing a conch shell.'

The town has nudity laws that specify merely that people going naked in public must cover their genitalia when in city parks or the downtown commercial district.

Parade Chairman James Kidd says rules clearly state that parade participants must dress appropriately for a family audience. " She's welcome on any other day of the year to do that, but not on the 4th of July while in the parade. "

Jen says if she can't be in the parade she will run around nearly naked that day protesting against the city's ' un-Americanism.'


I'm thinking she's been smoking her clothes, and, if she isn't fat, fifty and looks like reppearso in drag, she might be worth ' supporting' in her civil rights challenge.. Freedom of Expression - love that fundamental right - especially when it means women can run around naked....after all, they have such a short window of opportunity before you want to suggest they cover up to prevent you from going blind.

Oregon..hmm... who'd a thought?

Jen Moss

I'm torn. She's obviously a complete nutbag. But there is also the hemp thong and boobs to think about.....