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Registered: 27 June 2007
Posts: 41
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HONOR
Honor, morality, faith and integrity Are the glue which holds society in place. Pornography, hate, jealousy and greed Cause man to be plagued by disgrace. Night and day we’re informed by headlines Which seem to give evil added time. Always at war killing one another In our world full of valance and crime. Be thankful for the upright among us Who desire to obey God’s laws. Repentant when wrong they change their ways Saving the rest of us despite our flaws. Honor, morality, faith and integrity Are what life’s heroes are made of. Defending what’s right; confronting what’s wrong Propelled by achievement, and love. By Tom Zart |
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"Dozy Old Fat Git" Registered: 16 February 2005
Posts: 1423
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Geez! you spelt ' honoUr" wrong.. bloody Americans, always got to mess with the language.. It's called ENGLISH, you git, not American..
that's why you'll never be a world superpower and take over the world.. oh, wait... There I was , at the head of the old 68th... |
![]() Registered: 24 January 2005
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yeah, we tend to butcher everything we get our mitts on! At least we knew enough to not follow the ENGLISH language when it came to cigarettes! Never cottened to the idea of smoking fags!
SEMPER FI The Gunny PROUD TO BE AN INFIDEL Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t. “The Meek shall inherit the earth….after I’m through with it.” A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative |
"Curmudgeon"![]() Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan
Registered: 21 January 2005
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Zart is to English as Mozart is to cheese.
"It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it" DOUGLAS MacARTHUR, 1952 |
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Registered: 27 June 2007
Posts: 41
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Global
Special Operations 101 Military Poems By Tom Zart Most Published Poet On The Web Author of LOVE WAR AND MORE http://www.globalspecialoperations.com/tomzart.html I Thank God that most real "patriots and soldiers" love my poems.I laugh at your replys. |
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"Dozy Old Fat Git" Registered: 16 February 2005
Posts: 1423
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Tom:
I'd be laughing at your laughing, if you hadn't gone and spammed all these threads with advertising for your dull rhyming couplets. I'd amuse myself with a slapdown with another bit of doggeral in ' retaliation' but its not worth the effort. Now that you have ' proved your worth' to the world of literature,and directed us to your burgeoning ' oeuvre' [ that's classy lingo for pile of crap ] website, maybe you could desist in posting the drivel here. we know where to find it if we're need to jerk a tear over a Hallmark sentiment. PS: Tom: I hope that you're not suggesting that those posting here are not ' real patriots and soldiers ' because, in that case I definitely wouldn't be laughing... [see also my post under " Tom Zart's 36 History-= further down ..] This message has been edited. Last edited by: Rocketeer, There I was , at the head of the old 68th... |
![]() Location: Arizona
Registered: 08 May 2005
Posts: 1725
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I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself. And the apology is for all. All of you, I'm sorry for stirring the sh*t when it may have been settling. And Tom Z. I'm sorry, I read this and thought of you. Pure literary genius here.....
I LIKE MONKEYS I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys. I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys. I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad. I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals. I like monkeys |
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Registered: 27 June 2007
Posts: 41
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THE WORLD OF MAN
The world of man stays the same The clowns who run it are to blame. The seed of goodness was placed on earth For man to prove his heavenly worth. An ongoing conflict between love and hate As losers mislead and procrastinate. Hallelujah for heroes that step from the line. Facing down evil with goodness of mind. Prevailing by kindness and concern for others Making us feel as though they were our brothers. Like beasts of the night feasting on souls The soldiers of darkness rise from their holes. We’ll greet them with faith and a willingness to fight Never fearing to defend what’s right. By Tom Zart |
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Registered: 02 August 2007
Posts: 28
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oh my goodness please give it a rest Tom, please?
History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or timid |
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