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Weatherman1956
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Location: Where America's day begins.
Registered: 08 March 2005
Posts: 1003
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Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish!

10. Read less.


9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

7. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.


6. Procrastinate more.

5. Drink. Drink some more.

4. Start being superstitious.

3. Spend more time at work.


2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

and last but not least...

1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!




Too Late?

helmet


Hafa Adai!
patoloco
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Location: Arizona
Registered: 08 May 2005
Posts: 1784
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This morning I swore not to ever drink again....


Ah, I say that every year.
Coachman
"Retired SFC, USArmy"
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Location: KY
Registered: 20 May 2005
Posts: 1898
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I just want to be a better person, father, grandfather and husband. Don't care about the small stuff. cheer


Count it the greatest sin to prefer life to honor, and for the sake of living to lose what makes it worth living.
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thegunny
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Registered: 24 January 2005
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to be able to continue my last five New Years Resolutions.

Kill at least one living thing each day.



Before anyone gets all uppity and offended.....
This usually only involves large quantities of alcohol and the resulting dead brain cells cheer


SEMPER FI
The Gunny

PROUD TO BE AN INFIDEL

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

“The Meek shall inherit the earth….after I’m through with it.”

A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative
Aufklarer
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Registered: 06 September 2006
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I won't be drinking again soon, after the horrible hangover I had after new year's.
CavScout19D30
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Location: Germany
Registered: 14 February 2006
Posts: 299
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I resolve to redeploy to a foreign nation, meet interesting people, and kill them.


"Brave Rifles! Veterans! You have been baptized in Fire and Blood, and come out Steel!"
HarryP
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Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan
Registered: 21 January 2005
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I resolve to enjoy the dark humor on this site!


"It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it"
DOUGLAS MacARTHUR, 1952
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