oh, thank gawd.... hide me.. save me... this is the one internet site I've found that hasn't posted a blubbering ' tribute' to Michael Jackson..

King of Pop!.. cry me a river... the only King of music was/is Elvis!!

he's supposedly been dead for decades, but sightings still are reported annually and he's still making more money each year than many so-called 'Stars' of today.. I think he actually has more cash than Madonna [ well, that's not saying much ]

Mikey has them crying and sobbing in the streets [ and that's just the lawyers/publicists and record execs ] and anyone who even bumped into him in a supermarket are being interviewed for comments on his' passing '.. " Oh, I only knew him from his secret visits to My McDonald's playroom with
his little friends, but I knew he was great person because he always appreciated the sesame seeds on his BigMac buns..."

Flower shops and Teddy Bear factories better be gearing up for the rush and Kleenex better put on an extra shift, cause the effect on the numnils of the world will be enormous.. another Princess Diana brouhaha..

Can't wait for the WalMart special dump bin extravaganza ' tribute album ' blow out sales..
Time Warner CD series of every hiccup and burp he ever uttered recorded in special silver foil packages embossed with the gloved hand...

Who to play him in the BioPic? Eddie Murphy is too old, Chris Rock too ascerbic and Tucker too nutty.. The talent scouts are already combing the hills.. Maybe a reality TV series as they search for the ' right person' to portray MJ..

We going to have international conventions of MJ impersonators al a Elvis each year in some lakeside locale tourist trap? [ hey, there's a money making idea in this economic downturn - which village will announce it first? or is that still too tacky with the funeral not yet planned? ]

TV Tributes to be planned, Liz Taylor dusted off and fluffed with preservatives to make a speech, Diana Ross to warble a tribute and..

well..

okay, okay... the fear and trembling are dissipating now and I'm calming down... sorry to blight your days, guys.. but, I figure, even on a military web site there probably are some MJ acolytes among the younger serving set who think he's the greatest, etc...and need a dose of reality...get a grip...he ain't Kennedy...

I'm ...going...now... the....nurse... has...increased... the ...drip...and..I'mm....zzzzzzzzzzz

Lol. His biggest hits are yet to be created by thousands of phonies.