got back from the doctor's and the young lad who claims to have graduated says that he's pretty sure he read somewhere that you're not supposed to pee red, so he's sendimg me for a whackload of tests for the next two days or so.. In the meantime he gave me some pills that he assures me aren't suppositories and I'm actually supposed to swallow these suckers that are as big as a fekin' jellybean and taste like sawdust mixed with dog poo..

It is truly crap getting old...

You can still pee?!?!

at inappropriate moments, yes...

the doc put a specimen cup on the counter and told me to go into the next room and pee.. I told him I didn't think I could hit the bottle from across the hall, but I was willing ot give it a try if he kept the doors clear...took him a moment to get it.. .sheesh, kids these days...[ obviously not an army doc ]