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Picture of thegunny
Registered: 24 January 2005
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The difference between "guts" and "balls"!

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom,and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."


SEMPER FI
The Gunny

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I prefer to think that the chip on my shoulder gives the monkey on my back something to play with.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.

“The Meek shall inherit the earth….after I’m through with it.”
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Location: Arizona
Registered: 08 May 2005
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Having "Balls" sounds like a good way to lose 'em! Big Grin
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