President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a
battle plan to pull France out of the fire again. Facing an apparent
overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr. Bush doubts
France's ability to hold off the little piss-ants. "If the last two
world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any
day now", said Bush.
Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might
be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The
general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted to get
this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated
he was having a hard time finding even one marine to volunteer to help
the ungrateful French out for a third time but thought that he could
persuade a few women marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy
leave.
President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as soon
as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make
sure the marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The
less they stand out the better.