Hypogenitalism /hi po JEN it ull ism/ n. Stunted growth of the genitals.

Little Ronald had a hard life: the unrelenting acne, the layer of baby fat that just wouldn't go away, and worst of all, the severe hypogenitalism for which there was no remedy .. would things ever get better?

Hypomazia /hi po MAY zee uh/ n. Underdevelopment of the breasts.

Lest the reader misinterpret the tone of this post, the following clarification is offered: We have nothing against small breasts. We have nothing against large breasts, or breasts of any kind.

1. *Intaxication*: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. *Reintarnation*: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. *Bozone* (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. *Foreploy*: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

5. *Cashtration* (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. *Giraffiti*: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. *Sarchasm*: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

8.* Inoculatte*: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9.* Hipatitis*: Terminal coolness.

10. *Osteopornosis*: A degenerate disease.

11. *Karmageddon*: It’s like, when everybody is sending off these bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.

12. *Decafalon* (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. *Glibido*: All talk and no action.

14. *Dopeler effect*: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. *Arachnoleptic fit* (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. *Beelzebug *(n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17.* Caterpallor* (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.

18.* Ignoranus*: A person who is both stupid and an asshole.