I guess you could call me an "ass-man" or.....a
pygophilist
A person who is especially fond of buttocks.

callimammapygian
Having beautiful breasts and buttocks.

callipygous
Pertaining to or having finely developed buttocks.

callipygy, callipygia
Having "beautiful" or sexy buttocks or a reference to such.

dasypygal
Having hairy buttocks; rough bottomed.

macropygia
An excessively large rear-end or back-side.

ovopygian
Having elongated or ovid buttocks.

planopygian
Having flat buttocks.

platypygous
Having broad buttocks.

pleopygian
Having bulging buttocks.

pygephanous
Showing or revealing one's bare buttocks in some public situation; "mooning".

pygobombes
Men or women with sexy, well-rounded rumps.

Pundendagra: /poo DEN duh gruh/ n. Pain in the genitals.

eructation \ih-ruhk-TAY-shuhn\, noun:
The act of belching; a belch.

A couple for Ronald--

abstruse \ab-STROOS; uhb-\, adjective:
Difficult to comprehend or understand.

libel

A written, printed, or pictorial statement that unjustly defames someone publicly. Prosecution of libel as a punishable offense puts some measure of restriction on freedom of the press under the First Amendment. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/First%20Amendment

brotocol, n.: A code of correct conduct between bros.

Keeping on that course:

DRIVELER /DRIV UH LER/n. One who slavers; one who talks in an idiotic fashion.

IDIOT

United States law
The California Penal Code Section 26 states that "Idiots" are one of six types of people who are not capable of committing crimes.

In several states, idiots do not have the right to vote:


Arkansas Article III, Section 5
Iowa Article II, section 5
Kentucky Section 145
Mississippi Article 12, Section 241
New Jersey (Article II, Section 1, Paragraph 6) (amended Jan 2007 to remove the word idiot)
New Mexico Article VII, section 1
Ohio (Article V, Section 6)


"Never argue with an idiot. He will lower you to his level and beat you with experience."

Are we all thinking of the same person?

Dysmorphophiliac /diss MORF o FEEL ee ak/n. A person with a preference for deformed sexual partners

Harry, you're a sick bastard...

edeomania/ed ee o MAY nee uh/n. An obsession with genitals.

effluvium/eh FLOO vee um/n,. A slight or unseen noxious vapor.

HarryP 'Your on a roll'...

elumbated/el UM bay ted/ adj. Weak in the loins.

I HAVE to fit that in somewhere in a conversation.....elumbated....I gotta work on it.

"Dewey cursed himself for his incessant and chronic masterbation: offered a chance to score with a real-live girl, he'd been far too elumbated to perform."