How has this gone from a Goth wedding to an insane Viking gear qwest?

http://www.nocturnalvoices.com...nd-magick/pagan-news

Why Typhoon, our wedding is going to be full of fun surprises.

By the way. When hyphenating one's name after getting married is there some sort of proper way to do it such as my maiden last name first, or his last name first?

Lizzie:

protocol says you can put either first..hell.. Opera Singer, Measha Bruggergossman took part of her name and part of her hubby's and created a ' new combined name '..

Today you can do whatever you want.. make up one, if you want.. as long as its not for illicit/illegal purposes you can call yourself whatever you like, even change it by simple deed poll where I live..

Get married and announce you will now be both known as Olaf the Hairy, who cares?.. on my passport there's even a section to scribble aliases.. Mr. So and So Also known as:... [ list ]...

I think Annakin Skywalker is taken, though...

Hm... I got lots of thinking to do. Maybe till it is time to do the name change I shall play around with it some and see which one fits me best, or feels right? The only problem is I am such a deep thinker, and a freaking Libra! Ha ha ha!

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Originally posted by Elizabeth_Archuleta:
Nvr, what a breath of fresh air! I thank you for being honest. You did join the military, though right? I believe you said you had.

No,ma'am.NEVER.
Although I did stay in the Salvation Army once,but that doesn't count.

Nvr, regardless it is sort of nice to have a fellow civilian here that supports the military.

Ya know, Nvr I know why I thought you had served. It was Mech who was telling me of his service, and at that time you both had the same avatiar. I kept thinking I had gone nuts there. Ha ha ha ha!

huh?? what I miss???

Oh nothing, Mech. Just a bit of confusion, but no worries. It has been cleared up. How have you been? Did you see the pic in the "My favorite Marines photo" that Gunny posted?

You know....in all the confusion of the ex-wife finding Jesus, losing her mind, and taking off with a homeless man....and the endless drama that continues to be my divorce (yes...CONTINUES-- went to court again today over HOW I should pay her.....never mind, it's another long story)....then there was the new girlfriend (hot redhead with a sexy librarian look....looks ten years younger than I but ain't.....my God I'm a lucky man)....

Uhm....where was I? OH YEAH! I got a new job amidst all this turmoil. I'm....one of the men in black (again)....only...I'm still in training and not operating. Seems I have a knack for edumacating others. And, after all of three weeks on the job, I got promoted (today). YAY FOR ME!

Sometimes....divorce is a good thing....

*hugs Patoloco tight* YIKES! The ex-wife went born again, did she? I got a few of those in my family and let's just say we don't talk much. A regular Christian is alright by me, but the born agains can be freaking scary people! I hope that all works out better with your new sexy red head!

Nails done for red Friday! My vacation is soon on it's way! YAY!

Born agains...I've known a few...but to be PC here we hafta be fair and unbiased..
WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS...WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS...and all that other hippy dippy stuff


Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another. Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!) Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit? Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama ding ding
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
Atheism: What shit?
Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
Nihilism: No shit.
And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!

AND....In conclusion...We gotta include....

REVERAND LEROY...and.."THE CHURCH OF WHATS HAPPININ NOW"
RIP FLIP....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYMLASJIaqc

^
Now that's some funny shit...

They forgot one in there...
Satanism: When shit happends throw it back to the offender then piss on them.