pink squirrels?.. okay, now you're pushing things a bit too far.. the Asparagus God is now aroused and not amused... there are limits you know...

Well, the asparagus god stinks like piss, so he can be as butt hurt as he wants! All hail the pink squirrel! *Laughs*

Thems fightin' words, missy:

just for that I'll keep all the rain here with me and won't send any west at all..

[ I'm starting to like being wet and cold and soggy.. - sort of... ]

*Laughs like an Evil hyena* That's fine by me, MR! I get all the snow then! No white Christmas for you! MuHahahahahah!

White Christmas??
what's that?... haven't had one of those nigh on 3 years now.. snow doesn't come until Easter...

besides, I just had four grandkids racing round the house scaring the cat and yanking hairs out of the dog while eating me out of every' snack' I could find, so I'm immune to plagues or scourges or anything..after handling a troop of rugrats for 5 hours I can stand up to anything the Taliban or CIA have in their playbooks...no torture in the world can top a constant harangue of " I wanna " and the incessant drone of " Grandpa, I needa " and the backbreaking contortions I undertook to catch toppling vases, teetering heirlooms and falling bric-a-brac, the rebooting of computers stuffed with PBJ sandwiches and the picking of sticky fruit snacks from the keyboard...

bring it on, sister..

All Hail the Asparagus!!.

Hehehehehe! *hands the asparagus god to the pink squirrel god and he munches it down like a rabid dog in heat*Take that, Rocketeer! *Laughs* Now the asparagus god is going to end up pink squirrel god’s poo!

But, no... the Asparagus God gives the Pink Squirrel God a toxic belly ache from which it is unable to recover..and having left its seed within the decaying body of the defunct deity, it uses the decomposing flesh as a medium, regenerating into a new and more powerful Asparagus God 2.0!!

I am only going to let you win this one time because you are Rocketeer! *Laughs* :P

LET...ME...WIN...???

Why.. I oughta....

OF COURSE I WON!!.. AGE BEFORE BEAUTY!!!

no respect...I get no respect..[ adjusts tie in best Rodney Dangerfield imitation ever ]

You both forgot the God of Hops & Grains whose awsome power over fermentation is the only way you can worship the pink squirrel god or the asparagus god.

*Laughs* Rocketeer, you are too funny!

Mech, beer is grody! I don't want to worship the fermented drink gods. *gags*

" grody"??

My dear Miss Lizzie:

you need some formal education.. there is nothing more delectable than the ' Water of Life' ouiske beha - whisky.. and, of course, I am referring to the proper single malt whisky of the Highlands of Scotland and not the artificial plonk or ' blended' stuff misspelled as 'whiskey' [ with apologies to the Irish who claim their own methods/brands ]

If one is to toast the gods one better use the proper libations!! Mead maybe all right for the Norse Pantheon, but even Odin himself would acknowledge that a true single malt would straighten the hammer and put a fine mettle on the metal.. HA!!

And, just like me, the best whisky is well aged

Mead, whisky, and wine are all I can do. Beer I have tried many times and I feel as though there is a strong possibility that I am drinking urine. It matters not what brand I am drinking as some taste like they could have a hint of poo in them. I can't say that I have drank urine, or poo, but I can use my imagination that beer is a good rule of thumb.

Well no wonder you get that taste.. that's what's in all American beers..since you only rent beer anyway might as well be efficient nad have it taste like the 'end product'...LOL

Canadian beer, however, and certain 'imported' brands.. well, now...

it helps if you use real ingredients not the sweepings off the floor...

Tasting the hops is like poo & pee??
Blasphemy,my little satanist
I will allow Rocketeer to call American beer
weak and non-compliant,but poo-poo beer?
OUTRAGEOUS

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