Nappy: Are you chrematisophiliac?

Above the field marshal!?!?!?! must be the president. Sorry sir. *salutes

And HarryP, am I WHAT!?!?!?!

thanx :-)

Napoleon out.

dont give up on me now..!!!!

Nap,I don't know whether to laugh or cry when I read your posts.
How are the dreams?
And how about filling out your profile?Doesn't have to be your life story,but something would be nice.

Nappy my boy, a simple google of the world will give you the base and, thus, the answer which is:

chrematisophilia:
A paraphilic condition in which sexuoerotic arousal and attainment of orgasm is dependent on being charged for or obliged to pay for sexual services, or being robbed by one's sexual partner . Chrematisophilia is a paraphilia of the mercantile/venal type. There is no technical term for the reciprocal paraphilic condition of forced charging or robbing.
Etymology: From the Greek , chremistes , moneydealer, and philia , attachment to.

Take it for humor but think about it.

I guess I'm.....one of those. My wife robs me everyday.

Yo yo yo HarryP, I didnt understand ur paragraph. A lil facilitation would be much appreciated.

Nappy: A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Ask me in a few years.

man, u really talk gibberish

WHAT!?!?!!?

I take it "u" ride the speshull bus to skule?

nappy I think you need some helppppppp

Nappy: Sorry, I speak and write standard English. It is one of those many skills that make life easier to live. Maybe you are experiencing your witling stage.

God and Napoleon

In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?"
The second answers, "I'm Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here."
The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you're Napoleon?"
The second responds, "God told me I was."
At this point, Gunny on the other side of the room shouts, "NO I DIDN'T!"

Is Nappy one of these?

Coachman: Come on man don't take our toy away!