Happy Canada Day!
You are Canadian if:

1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".

2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."

3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

4. You drink Pop, not Soda.

5. You know that a Mickey and 24's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!"

6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.

7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.

11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

12. You brag to Americans that; Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & Mike Myers are Canadians.

13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

14. You know what a touque is.

15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed".

17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.

18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work.

19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.

20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".

22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.

23. You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than, "Huh?"

25. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your Canadian friends! Then you send them to your American friends just to confuse them!

Canada.. the only country the US invaded and lost...

We say pop in Michigan too. Also, our gov is Canadian. And she's better lookin' than Celine.

Thud.. you in Mich?..that's just down the road, bro...

you got to get up my end for some cheap, but damn good, beer!!..Let me know when you're comin' slummin' and I'll pay for the first round.. in the interest of international relations..

The Canadan Day/Independence Day weekend is a comin' fast..

They still holding the ' rainbow festival ' at the Detroit/Windsor border??

Thud, she is much better looking and has a better temperment.

Rocketeer, stop sending your trash here!

Harry.. my trash doesn't go to Michigan... I sift it for any indication of personal information, shred all documents, remove labels from cans, spread the organic materials around natural areas, incinerate plastics at super high temperatures.. There's no way the ' enemy' is going to ' know me' through my garbage..

that's why I recycle my aluminum foil into triangular hats to ward off the scanning rays from the geostationary satellites..

oh, yes, my friend.. I've got it all covered...

Rocketeer:

You should talk to my mother-in law; she has a million uses for aluminum foil, some of them even within the normal parameters of sanity.

Also, if I forget on July 1, Happy Canada Day!