Some TV Shows are already getting the axe and the ' new season ' coming after Christmas will feature the replacement efforts.. Well here's some I'd like to see.. Call it ' Sureality Television '

DESPERATE HOUSEMATES: There's a mysterious leak at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenuem but no one seems to know who's responsible. Or at least no one's owning up. Karl says it's Scooter, who, in turn, blames Dick. Whoever gets caught, it looks like George will be the big loser.

CSI:OVAL OFFICE: The CSI franchise moves into the White House where forensic experts use the latest techniques to investigate the crime of the week. Whether it's unjustified wars, unconscionable tax cuts or unethical leaks, the CSI team is always on the lookout for clues that will help them reveal the ' unknown unknowns '.

DELAY AND DISORDER: Each one hour episode of this new dramatic series examines the two aspects of the legislative process. The first half hour explores how a particular piece of legislation is delayed and hung up in committee to allow for gerrymandering and pork-barrel additions. The second half explores how the the stated noble aim of the legislation gets lost in the hidden, self-serving agenda.

EXTREME MAKEOVER: RIGHT WING EDITION: This is the first show in what's being touted as the next big TV trend. Each week the EM team tackles a feel-good liberal initiative and converts it into a right-wing economic boondoggle. Whether it's a prescription drug plan, tax reform or hurricane relief, EM's top-notch political contractors are always able to bypass the intended beneficiaries and reward the ever-deserving corporate sector.

MY NAME IS GEORGE: This half hour sitcom follows the hilarious antics of George Dubya, a former idler and ne'er-do-well who's trying to set things right. Thanks to a spiritual awakening, George realizes he owes all his success to others. Now that he's won elected office, he wants to spend his political capital to reward those who made it possible.

DC SQUARES: Looking to revive the quiz-show genre. DC Squares features a standard tic-tac-toe board filled with nine Washington celebrities. In order to claim a square contestants have to guess whether the answer given by the particular celebrity is indictable or non-indictable. It is always a challenge for those who choose the centre square occupant, Donald Rumsfeld, who's a master at equivocating obfuscation.

REALLY LOST: The White House team starts out on a routine mission to Afghanistan but then crashes and mysteriously ends up marooned in Iraq. Searching for weapons of mass destruction and links to al-Quaeda, they keep coming up empty. reeling from disaster to disaster, the team sinks further and further into a Middle Eastern quagmire and gets really, really lost.

Must See television compliments of David Martin...

Don't forget the sci-fi special:

Star Wars 'Last in Space'...NASA's negative resources...or "tatto wieners" the revenge of the 'Black Hole Love Slaves'

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The ability to destroy an entire planet is insignificant next to the power of the force