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Picture of Weatherman1956
Location: On the Beach.
Registered: 08 March 2005
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Now there's an idea for megabucks...

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THERE is something perversely satisfying about soaking in a tub of beer. First there is the yeasty aroma of malt and hops, followed by a warm and sticky sensation as the brown liquid envelopes your body. You think to yourself: this must be every lad's dream. Whatever comes next will surely have to involve a supermodel, an Aston Martin and a fat cigar.






http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/30/travel/30surfacing.ht...982b76b9f&ei=5087%0A

(this might put the 'P' in 'pilsner'...)


cheer

This message has been edited. Last edited by: Weatherman1956,
Location: Midwest
Registered: 19 April 2006
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My pisser would be mad that my ass would have beer first..beer tubs hmmmmmm what a craper
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Picture of HarryP
Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan
Registered: 21 January 2005
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There is something about chocolate on a woman’s nipples and Champaign poured over her nude body that I find more appealing, but that is just me.


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Picture of SULLY1
Location: South Western Colorado
Registered: 24 November 2005
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Weatherman- I hope thegunny has a good day going when he reads where somebody has been wasteing good Beer to take a bath in.
"Charletan and Montebank"
Registered: 16 February 2005
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Beer has long been touted as an excellent shampoo for enriching hair follicles, etc..

I guess it wouldn't hurt to stimulate the hair on other parts of the body with a little ' pre-soak ' in some fine suds..Why shouldn't one have shiny and rich short and curlies or a luxurious sheen on one's backhairs?

Still, The thought of just sitting in a vat of Guinness or Alexander Kieths and just making' bubblies' seems a waste of the good brewers' art...

Now, if we're talking chocolate and whipped cream strategically dipped and drizzled on a lithe female form of the scarlett Johanson persuasion...


hmmmmmmmm...I'll be back in a bit...


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beer is meant for 'internal use only' in my book, any other use, is a complete waste of a good drunk.


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