A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while,
he yells to the bartender in a loud voice,

"Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.
In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

One: The bartender is a blonde woman.

Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.

Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.

Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt in karate, and a very bad attitude!

"Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says: "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."



Life is simpler when you
plow around the stump.

LMAO

Two blondes come into a bar and order up a bottle of champagne.. they pop the cork and start yelling out " 51 Days! " over and over as they down the plonk... Soon, they are joined by other blondes carrying a jigsaw box and a celebratory cake.

The Bartender, curious as to what is going on, saunters over.

" You all seem to be having a party, what's the occasion? "
One blonde smailes and says " We finished making this puzzle in 51 days! "
the bartender looks puzzled himself " So? "
" Well the box says: 6 to 10 years!! "