So where is the old weirdo these days I thought he was here.

Right here I just took some time off and now I am back Hope this pic is legal. Would have made em fat chicks but I don't think the bikes would hold up LOL

On a related topic, the new Dukes of Hazzard movie looks pretty darn good:
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/thedukesofhazzard.html

So I take it the photo is GTG? lol

Was worried about ya Coachman....hope all is OK.
Ah,yes.Coachman is back with a vengence!
Any stories you can share about you and oscar?
Welcome back

Oscar is a weirdo and he is a sick puppy kinda like me LOL, thanks for the worry but all is GTG now. I feel alot better now that I got rid of alot of stress and worries. I was hoping to get back in here and cut up some and be serious at times. I will say this I did miss you guys, your the best.

Where did you get that pic?!!

Hibbie I don't remember, but if you want you can copy it from my post LOL

Subject: Dear Close Friends and Relatives


There are times when we all wish we could do some good for our fellow
human beings. As I am getting older and more aware of the virtues
associated with lending a helping hand. When I do, I feel better about
myself, my family situation, and the world around me, and I would like
you to share in that happiness. I am asking for your support in my latest endeavor. Last night I watched a documentary that brought me to tears. I decided that there is no better time to make a difference than right now. Therefore, I have applied to adopt a set of twins that have been orphaned by the conflict in Bosnia. I need your financial support to get these twins to Bradenton, Fla.. I know it is in poor taste to ask for money from friends and family, but I feel this is one of those special occasions that make it OK to reach out for help. Just pledge whatever you can.... anything would be appreciated.I will contact you again to get your pledge.
You must know - the twins will be thankful !! Thank you for your support.... and please don't try to talk me out of this. Thanks,

PS A recent photo of the twins is attached :

Coachman:
What a noble deed,becoming a daddy to poor orphans from foreign lands.
Enclosed is my check fo $70,000,000,000,000,000.
I ask for nothing in return except weekly visitng priveleges.

Do we need to contribute to the operation, too?.. See that they're siamese twins joined at the toes...
I'll be happy to help with their ' education' and am available for private tutoring sessions...

Rocketeer you can adopt either of these young ladies. They really need a sugar daddy.










Make sure your choice is the right one my friend.

The Paris Hilton Carl's Jr. commercial everyone's been talking about:

http://www.spicyparis.com/paris.html

This is what ahs the blue rinse set and the personally saved by Jesus freaks all worked up?

It is apparent from the ' interview' with Paris that the burger has more brains..and more 'meat' on it, too...

can't believe that an airhead with the body of a 12 year old turns the crank on so many people...

one more example of the decline of the American Empire...[ now if she had been washing a Hummer the innuendo might have worked ]

Consider my crank turned!!!!
She is not the type of woman I usually find attractive but there is something about her that gets this old fart jerkin the gerkin.
Even compared to" Coachman's Centerfolds" she is hot.