As several old Muslim tribe leaders were talking one night around a camp fire in the desert, One said in the old days woman were great property, Another said, in the old days woman didn't speak, Another said, yea in the old days I could breed my wife 12 times now its maybe 3 times, And another said, The other day my wife demanded that i look at her when i make love, so now i place her in a chair next to my camel..

last one said, I wonder what other changes will happen in the next ten years with the Americans here

Okay Okay I know....

Little Johnny's teacher said, today each student will pick a religon to practice for one day, which will start tomorrow so you can learn how other people feel, so the teacher had the students pick a number from a fish bowl and with each number there was a religion posted on the black board, little johnny's number was muslim. When little johnny came home and his parents read about the class project, they talked with little johnny about the muslim religion, and what they knew, so the next day came and little johnny's mother made him wear a muslim dress gear, on the way to school several kids jumped little johnny beat his ass and called him names like Osama and Towel Head, same thing happen a his recess, and as luck would have it, the school lunch was pork chops which little johnny learned he can not eat, all thru the day he was called names and kids hit him. At the end of the day the teacher said okay class i want you to tell everyone what you think of your experience, no one spoke so she said johnny tell the class what you think..little johnny upset and hurting said this, as he was almost in tears, I was a muslim for only one day, and i already hate you F***ing Americans...
=for many of the Muslim Faith,,religion first then country..

Hey all, most of these jokes are home grown, a few have been changed...should i keep going??? or are they soooo bad.... let me know... have a few more stuck between the ears...

Did you guys hear about the new Mobile Counter Terrorist C & K Station? (Catch/Kill) A Self contained Laser Vaporizer Terrorist Eliminator Pod.
It was developed by one of the big defence contractors, it was design is fool the Fanatic Muslim, into thinking this is a gate way to Allah, The concept was great, in the Pamphlets writen about the new gateway, besides other things, it stated Testimonials from users who been past the gateway and back, and the fulfillment of the young virgin promisses. There was just one problem with this weapon, during field test, several dozen Homeland Security Employees forgot you can enter but you can not come out......

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Did you guys Know....That out of about, 3,000,000 Million American Prisoners, the Number 1 Religion conversion (in prison) is to Muslim. I know why,,, do you
Joke to follow: in a few days....

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Honey your crack up.

Why is it middle east muslim woman have low Aids rate? reason they don't have sex with the assh*oles,, they only married them...

No squidly disrespect intended but it is funny.

Q) Why can't Scientists find a cure for Aids?
A) They can't get Lab rats to arse-f*ck.

Q) Why did the woman cross the road?
A) Never mind that, what the hell is she doing out of the kitchen???

Q) Why do gays prefer ribed condoms?
A) Better traction in the mud.

CHINESE SICK LEAVE: "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me
sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I
feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house."

Q) Why don't they give driving lessons and sex education on the same day in Iran?
A) They don't wanna wear out the camel.

Q) How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A) Phone her and tell her.

Q) What's the ultimate mixed feeling?
A) Seeing your mother-in-law back off a cliff in your new car.

Two trees are growing in a field, a birch tree and a beech tree. One spring; a little sapling pops up between them and the two trees couldn't decide if it was a "son-of-a-birch" or a "son-of-a-beech"
So the called over a woodpecker.
"Mr.woodpecker, being a expert on trees such as you are, would you mind taking a taste of that sapling and tell us if it's a "son-of-a-birch" or "son-of-a-beech"

The woodpecker swoops down and takes a taste of the sapling, flys back up and says "tis neither son-of-a-birch nor son=of-a-beech, but it is the best piece of ash I ever stuck my pecker in