This one has been floating around

The Year 2134, A Family from Chicago travels to NYC for a holiday, as the family site sees and come across a memorial plaque where the World Trade Towers were, the father started to read the story of how fanatic muslims flew planes into the buildings, just then the teenage son says, " Dad whats a Muslim?"


How did Hollywood know --in the future (star trek) there be no muslims left?

These are just Jokes folks I didn't have time to make the "cartoon Issue"
ONLY IN AMERICA

After Blowing himself up and killing a few others, The fanatic Muslim bomber found himself in hell, Whats this he said, I should be next to god, not here with these infidel's.
The Devel said you fanatic muslims are all the same, always falling for the Allan Koranik writings, that old irish man was stuck in the desert for a long time and so decided to write about what he thinks life should be.. The fanatic Muslim was pissed, and upset, the devel knowing this says hey, this is not all bad here, i'll give you a choice due to your stupidity, of 3 rooms to spend all your time in, so the devel shows The fanatic muslim the 1st room. there he sees souls burning in fire, next the devel shows the 2nd room, there he sees souls stuck in mud up to thier necks with music from the U.S.M.C. bad boy band playing, then the devel shows him the 3rd room, where he sees pigs and at least 2 feet of pig crap on the floor, but the souls seem happy. talking and enjoying thierselfs. so he says this will be the place i will spend eternity at. so as the Fanatic Muslim settles in, he hears a bell and says to another whats this? the other says thats the end of our 10 minute break now we have to stick our heads back in this pig shit for another hundred years.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a fanatic muslim???
A Blonde has the ability to keep blowing all her life, a fanatic muslim gets to blow once, if thier lucky!!!!

P.S. They both Screw You,,one way or another...

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How did the fanatic muslim fail his driving test?
He pushed the ignitor switch instead of the ignition switch.

Whats a good greeting for a christian to give to a fanatic muslim???
Answer= and may God have mercy on your soul..as the christian is looking down at him....yea right!!!!

How does a fanatic muslim newborn know who his mother is?
She'll be the one with grenade pins--pierced nipples..

Is it true that many who joined the Taliban were gay? They heard Bin Laden was giving out "blow" jobs

How do you tell if a child from fanatic muslims parents will be a fanatic thierself? Just say the word Bush, if the baby shits and yells and pisses everywhere then you will know...

this could also work for a future democrate child also

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Why is it fanatic muslim woman are sooooooooo ugly? in the fanatic muslim world the after birth lives....

Two Army Pfc's came out of a Muslim Whore house in Baghdad, one said to the other, man i have to be so drunk, to have sex with any those woman, I am going to be sick,, the other as his smile face went away, said those were woman? I thought that was a gay club. Motto--Don't ask Don't tell

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Why do fanatic Muslims dream of making it with a virgin,, coz once a camel gets rear ended it kicks the second time and so on...

how do you really piss off a fanatic muslim?
Place him in a round room and tell him the jewish guy is in the corner

Two Men, One a Muslim,the other a priest was waiting at Gods door to the promiss land,,as the Muslim entered, the priest was stuned, the priest asked God, God why did you let that Muslim in, God said, if you would have seen his wife's you know he already spent time in hell..

Several Fanatic Muslims were talking one day about being captured by the Americans, One said I am not worried, you get 3 meals a day in the camp. Another said I am not worried, you get free medical help. Then another said I am not worried, you get a nice place to sleep. etc etc etc ..so they decided to give thier selfs up and drove to the nearest camp, as they approched the base, The Marines open fire on them, killing all, A Marine office said to the sgt, how did you know they were the hostle? sgt said they were screaming in broken english, we come to enter the kingdom of heaven!

Today the United States Goverment has announced its most effective Secret method, interrogating Fanatic Muslims = 4 hours non stop conversation with Dr. Phil