Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple
choice test. The events are actual events from history.
They actually happened! Do you remember?

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40


2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics ,athletes were kidnapped
and massacred by
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and 40


3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and 40


4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped
in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and> 40


5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up
by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and> 40



6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and
a>70 year old
American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his
wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davey Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and>40


7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a
USNavy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and 40

8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and> 40


9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time
by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40


10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were
bombed>by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's
women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and>40


11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon
and the other was diverted and crashed by the>
passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and>40


12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and>40


13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered
by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and> 40


Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics
intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be
allowed to
profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old
women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret
agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old
Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former
Governor Joe Foss,but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40
alone lest they be guilty of profiling.

Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and
other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves -- if they have any such sense. As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump"
so aptly put it, "Stupid is as stupid does."

The "profile" was handed to us on 9-11. Or let's just call it "risk assessment" and handle it as the Isrealis do.

Profiled

Great, gunny! The profile was handed to us 5 years ago.

Brilliant post. I am forwarding it to nearly my entire contact list.