yeah, but...

do you take them with salsa or use onion dip?

should we let him know that ol Rummy is sitting in his easy chair flipping that switch on and off aimlessly?

Dear Commentors,
Here's the latest:

Summary: ... 8/14: Karl Rove's exit and Bush Daddy's mouth explained. DC IMC: "Bush Daddy said that Karl Rove committed suicide. Did he leave the gun by the door?" (My website was promptly banned from DC IMC for @ the fifth time. Que pasa?)

Prelude: ... Bush Daddy says that those in Edom are told that they have to keep serving the Bush Nazis until they are dead. (Prov. 16:25) What? Who? Huh? Bush Daddy also said that Nazi Death Doctor, Nicky Exarchou said that he was a doctor until somebody proved otherwise; thus they immediately beat him up and asked if that proved otherwise. Wishful thinking?

Note to Alaska: "Street Punk....Gone to Heaven?" I posted a comment after a hidden Jim Morrison article on tombstone rubbings, which was next to my hidden article on LA IMC, telling them to address the real issue which was that Jim Morrison was rolled in Miami Hoyt Auditorium, where they stuffed a fatal dose of poop in his mouth and made him swallow it. There was no recovery. Before and after pictures of Morrison show the effect of that incident. Why does LA remove my comment and still try to cover up what happened to Morrison? They must be breeding poopheads down there? I addressed the Morrison incident in Coprophagia Rules in 2001, still available via Yahoo. That is the foremost report on coprophagia among humans.

To those who mock me: You had better believe Amos: "Not one will get away. None will escape!" Nuff said? BobbyMeade

Deaf Messenger/Bobby,

You're starting to make me doubt your college education. Anyone with a basic high school level of education in physics knows that the infrared spectrum of electromagnetic radiation has such a short wavelength that even the leaves can block them (that's why it's cooler in the shade, my boy).

Now, about this supposed claim of yours about being the second messenger and all these other things you're "quoting" from the Bible, you seriously need to stop. Your signoff line

quote:

Israel, Deaf Messenger, Servant of Rulers, Witness #2, King of the Road, Rider on the Red Horse, The Lord's

Shows an ignorance of the Bible on truly astronomical levels (one might say it's even of Biblical proportions! sorry, couldn't resist the pun). Any Biblical scholar can see you and your falsehood coming from a mile away. Do not speak about what you do not know, for you only make yourself into a bigger fool. What is worse, is that you take the Lord's words and twist them for your own uses, and the Lord has made it known that He does *NOT* like it when people do that. I would not want to be in your shoes on the day that you must stand in judgement before the Lord Almighty.

Dear giblackjack,
Leaves do not block infrared, they release them. What makes you think they carry heat? They are longer than visible light, which carries heat. As for my knowledge of the Bible, go read the "Fear God! Give Him Glory..." paragraph and try to refute one word that I have written. I have looked over more than 20 versions of the Bible, and God's words have been twisted beyond belief. I know that my words come from valid translations of the Holy Scriptures, the source of all Bibles. As for any name I use, which do you doubt? I will explain it to you. I also said that I am the second Witness. I am His messenger. He has promised to fulfill completely my words. (Is. 44:26) Please notify me when your stupidity blossoms again. Bobby Meade

quote:

second Witness

key word here is diagnosing dementia....


Or if you prefer:

SUMMARY OF THE TWO WITNESSES
The two witnesses will prophesy 1260 days

Elijah will be a sign to the Jew

They will shut off the rain

They will turn the heart of the fathers to the children

They will turn the heart of the children to the fathers

They will turn the disobedient to the wisdom of the just

They will make the people ready for the coming of the Lord

They will announce that Jesus is returning

They will restore things

They will announce that Armageddon is coming

They will warn the people of what lies ahead

They will warn the people not to take the mark

They will warn the people not to worship the beast

They will warn the people not to worship the image

They will warn the people of the wrath of God's judgment for those that take the mark, or worship the beast, or his image

They will turn the waters to blood

They will smite the earth will all plagues as often as they will

By their power, they will show that the Antichrist is not the real God

They will bring plagues upon men, so that they will give glory to God; however, men will not repent to give God glory-ref Rev 16:9

After 1260 days, they will be killed

They will rise from the dead

They will ascend up to heaven in a cloud

Myself I'm leaning towrds the first link. As for the deaf one, the world isn't anywhere near Armageddon. We have a little while longer before that card gets played.

Dear Gunny,
You are so wrong it is pitiful! Where are you getting that from? Where is Elijah mentioned? I am an olive tree standing before the Lord of the earth. Jesus is a title. It was not his name. JC means the messiah who saves his people. As for the mark, read Why They Love Bob Meade So Much! The Lord's coming is announced in the clouds. His power is in the sky. (Ps.59) I am the rider on the red horse given power to take peace from the earth. You are proud to be ignorant. I know the Bible inside out. You should have headed for the hills a long time ago. Amos says not one of you will get away. None will escape. Bobby Meade

like I said, onset of dementia. By the by the second messenger is Moses.



oh yeah, the good news is dementia is treatable with medication so all hope for you is not lost. Or would you rather that people take you as seriously as they did Jesus and nail yer ass to a cross as well?

Thanks for the support Gunny. I didn't have the time when writing the previous post to go into some of the details that you went into (ie. the qualifications for the two witnesses). Unfortunately, I think I made the stupid mistake of banging my head against the wall in hopes that the wall would fall down. Now my head just hurts. I'm seriously ready to contact this guy's psychiatrist and let him know that Bobby here is off of his meds.

Blackjack

Guys, guys.. don't come down so hard on Deaffie...

just ask him the simple questions.. like:

What is the colour of the sky on the planet you live?

Are you continuing the pioneering work of Dr. Timothy Leary and developing a new strain of LSD? and, if so, can I have some? [ It sure sounds from your posts that this is some freaky ride you're on...]

Does Bush Daddy and all the little Bush Nazis know you run around naked on the White House lawn?

And, speaking of Bush, pere et fils, bet you're broken up that you don't get an invite to the Shrubette's wedding!! Jenna is getting hitched to the son of Virginia's former Lt. Gov. and I'm sure they neglected to add you to the guest list on purpose..

Just to spice up things at your end, maybe you could quote some Taoist philosophy or maybe a little Druidic lore instead of butchering the Bible [ from whatever version the Gideons left in your closet ]

aww jeezuz not this again

winnie:

now don't go blaspheming there, son.. you'll bring down the wrath of the Deaf Mesenger, assuming he can focus a thought or two toward an incantation to the Dark Nazi Cabal or find the remote infrared ray gun he bought at Walmart last week.

relax and go along for the ride.. this is the wackiest ' discussion' I have ever participated in.. You just got to love it and wonder just what tangent he's going to veer off into next..[ though, I admit, he does have some favourite tropes which he keeps coming back to ]Its an internet mindfart in full bloom.. makes reppearso seem sane [ well, almost ]

admittedly this thread should have a warning label for unsuspecting children who might visit this site:

KIDS: THESE THREADS ARE THE PRODUCTS OF A DISEASED MIND- IF YOU FEEL YOURSELF AGREEING WITH ANYTHING POSTED BY DEAF MESSENGER OR THINK YOU SEE BUSH NAZIS UNDER YOUR BED- SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION IMMEDIATELY!

Dear Rocketeer, Gunny, and company,
You did not reply to any of what I said about your Biblical compilation. I have studied more than 20 versions of the Bible. I know that my words that are taken from the Bible are the best translation of the Holy Scriptures, which is the source of all Bibles. The words that I use from the listed references do not match up with what your Bible says because those words have been twisted, altered, and even replaced.

As for psychiatry, I have made clear that it is a bogus profession full of emptyheaded reasoning. It was formed as a result of the mental disorders brought on by prescribing opium, cocaine, and methamphetamines for patients. Seek out Nicky Exarchou if you want a psychiatrist. 8/17: Bush Daddy's foolproof plan for Samaria: If you say that Nicky is a doctor, you have to prove it and how he became a doctor immediatley. If you say that he is not a doctor, you have to move on everyone who says that he is a doctor. Woe to Samaria!

Bobby Meade

Dear Deaf Bibilcal Scholar Messenger:

which Holy Scripture would that be?
the Aramaic, Greek or Hebrew version? Have you reconciled your transcripts with the Synoptics or are you using Gnostic writings.. just curious

Are all Psychiatrists quacks? Or do you just lump Freudians in the mix and find Jungians okay?

Since you seem adverse to using psychoprophilaxis and/or pharmaceuticals to ' calm the waters' so to speak. I assume you advocate alternative therapies such as tantric yoga, meditation or do you just follow the dictates of the ' little voices in your head'?

I'm curious to know if yours are telling you the same things as mine: I've been told that God's decided that the Second Coming has saturated the market [ diminshing profits from paperback and direct-to-DVD movies have just about wrung out all the cash possible -even T-shirt sales have dropped off ] and its time to implement the Third Coming which will be new and improved, fat free and non-toxic, environmentally friendly and, of course, leave me in supreme control..

Funny the voices didn't tell me where you fit in all this, but I'm sure there might be a slot in Marketing or Sales, if you're interested..

Dear Rocketeer,
I belive that it was the Aramic and Hebrew Holy Scriptures that have numerical values for each number. Dr. Ivan Panin's Mathematical Proof of the Divine Nature of the Holy Scriptures is right there at your fingertips. I said the 66 Books of the Bible. What don't ytou understand about that. The Synoptics and Gnostics are not an issue. If don't think that I have paid my dues from what you have read, you should have read Why They Love Bob Meade So Much. You are just being a mouthy moron, trying to get me upset. It doesn't happen. Refute one word that I have written. You are deliberately being vague and talking utter nonsense.