Hey All , British Newby Here , Just Saying hi , and thanks for having us on the cool forum , hope to be a regular on here . so once again hi and hope to see you all soon.

Desert.Rat.

Howdy Desert.Rat

Desert Rat:
How's your father?
Bob's your uncle

and all that rot..

never mind Weatherman he spends too much time staring at squiggly lines on screens and never sees the sun for real

welcome, you'll find this site so laid back and slower paced that ARRSE, but we do have one or two resident crack addicts.[ not including me ]who keep the coffee boiling from time to time. . you'll spot them right away if you scan a few posts..

sorry, but all the beer in the mess is kept cold on this side of the pond.

welcome

thank you rocketeer , im sure i can pop over for a few beers with you yanks! us limeys are always for a good ol knees up with our ol allied chums .

No probs, desert rat..

but, point of clarification.. although the Uhmurrikins are good ol boys, they don't know how to hold their beer as well as those from the MotherCountry and tend to fall off the stool rather than be prepped for a right rousing punch up in the local.

so, if you don't mind, try not to lump me in whith the lads from down south, as, you see, I am a staunch member of the Commonwealth and a colonist in the True North [ Canada- to the uninformed ] and, as such, can drink to excess and fart "God Save The Queen" when called upon by the RSM!!

dont worry ol boy , we british know how to behave when away for a knees up , just watch out for the jocks , can be a bit unpredictable when comes to drinking , i'll climb into my crate and take off across the pond , and rendevous with you on the east coast.

Desert Rat....I see ol rocketeer's trying to get in your good graces, but don't let him fool you, he just doesn't want to be skiffed!

skiffed, gunny?

Nah.. no problems.. it the sneak hoop dhobbie that's got my guts quivering..ROTFLMFAO!!

thank you gunny , cant be too careful , when entering foreign land , what what!