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Originally posted by spikerzzz:
Hey Moe, Apparantly Joe and I both, couldn't find our butts wit both hands and a flashlight We replyd to ya, but in another thread. Sheesh ya get a yank together wit a dimwitted canuck, and all we could manage to do was pizz of his wife Sorry bout th coffee Patty Love ya both see ya soon

Yeah, Joe told me. I Love cheese steak.. what other thread? looks like someone is getting a wedgy over the chit chat. hes about to get a FO&D..

Hi Guys...love this board...My Name is Chris and I hail from the great state of Arkansas...Soon to be shipping to fort Sill for BCT and then Ft Sam for AIT as a 68W with the M6 ASI...look forward to getting to know you guys until then (and after)

welcome to the site...yer buying the brews

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Yeah, Joe told me. I Love cheese steak.. what other thread?

Pg 45 jokes,off topic thread

I would Like to say hey to everyone. I am Mt Joe. I might not be all here but I am never all there. Hey SpikerZZZZZ's and Moe, Yep I finally made it. I have to get an Avatar so I will be checking them out. OK guys have Honey do list, almost done. Just wanted you all to know how Happy I am to be here.

Here You go Moe. That is my serving girl, excuse the toung she likes to taste everything. I also have a new Cheese Steak Lover to add to my list, He says I make the best. Next time we will have the right rolls. They are hard to find out here. Now I really have to go cause now I am HUNGRY. Come on guys jump on and lets go eat. TEE TEE.

Joe I'm drooling all over my keyboard..Email me your receipe..

Thanks spiker. I'll take a look see..

Best I have found here in MT is to go buy some Steakems from Wall Mart of Any store that has them, get some hoagie rolls, fry up Onions and green peppers. Enjoy. And do not forget to add the cheese. Now you can also make a Cheese Steak Hoagie. Same as above, but add lettice and tomato. Now we are talking. Add some Genny lits and you have a meal fit for a King. TEE TEE. Or come to my neck of the woods and I will make them.

I'll see ya in off topics Joe. Don't want to piss off the management just yet..

hey yall my names joe hackney. im fixin to go into the navy and i was wonderin what its like. the good the bad everything

Well, for starters..you usually float about on water and have to wear silly pants [ helps if you can dance like Gene Kelly and Dennis O'Connor - if you want to get women to notice you, otherwise they're too bust drooling over Marines - just ask Gunny ]

oh, and welcome to the site..you have the beer run..and none of that ' lite' stuff...

Rocketeer slips Freudianly:

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they're too bust

Now that can never be...

Okay, guys, here goes.

First of all, I've heard all the jokes, the jeers, and the catcalls. You ain't gonna say anything I haven't already heard.

I'm a retired Army musician. No, I didn't say RETARDED Army musician - I said RETIRED.

Except for a coupla things.

First, I still perform. On multiple axes - euphonium, bass trombone, and tenor trombone.

There is a military connection. When I'm armed with my bass trombone, I call it "The Howitzer."

When the volume and the intensity goes up to fortissimo (that means FREAKIN' LOUD!), well, I've been known to lay waste to entire viola sections. I never took any prisoners. Lying there with ears bleeding, they begged for mercy.

I'm not a violent guy, so I dropped it down to mezzo forte. They were grateful.

But I do see 'em reachin' for ear plugs when I lube up the slide.

Life is good.

Eupher:

welcome aboard..
my father used to say that military musician was the best job in the army..

The band got to march the troops to the dock, play them onto the ship, and serenade them as they left for the ' front'.. then you greeted the returning ship and played the troops back to barracks.

The rest of the time you lead the parades and sat about polishing the brass and and rubbing rosen on the bows...

best job in the military next to the motor pool where you could walk around in shortsleeves showing off the grease-smeared to the elbows, wiping your face with a dirty rag so the CO thought you were working hard...

Eupher I am like you Where'e the friggen beer?